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Wednesday, April 09, 2003
 
 
LOOTING IN IRAQ!
Our embedded oil painting artist has a dispatch from the scene


The latest news from Baghdad of joyous Iraqi citizens looting government buildings is clearly seen in this oil painting from Hans Van Der Lumbago, our master painter who is imbedded with the 13th Formalist Brigade based at the Hague. This painting was just received in our offices by carrier pigeon and then posted on the internet. Don't ask. It's a budget thing.

In this painting the coalition forces can clearly be seen in their...suits of armor on horseback...ah, the hell with it. You're not buying this, are you?

 

 
   
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